Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hantaran tinggi...bahagiakah perkahwinan?

Situasi 1

Operator: Hello, may I speak to Mr. Azmi?

Penulis : (pergh, suka hati mak bapak dia panggil nama bapak aku)

Yes, I'm Azrie Azmi speaking.

Operator : I 'm Stella, calling from Shiall Shared Service. I just notice ur

resume posted in 'Jalan Kerja' few days ago. May I forward

ur resume the respective manager?

Penulis : Sorry Stella, may I know , which department that possibly

Ill be joining? (pergh, belum lepas interview, ade hati nak join)

Operator : I will forward ur resume to the hiring manager, who will

conduct an interview session with you. Currently, there

are few vacant positions for Financial Reporting & Endurance

Analyst in Shiall Shared Service. Ok, any info I'll update u later. Ok?

Penulis : Ok, no problemos (padahal blurr). Thanks..(seraya menghentak Soni Anaklaki Eric)


(Gua tensen. Gua xnak 'buat' account.Tapi Shiall tuh, bonus menangis gak ah)



Situasi 2

Hamba : Hello?

Juru Operasi : Hello. Is Mr Azrie there?

Hamba : (hah, yang nih tak panggil name bapak hamba)
Yes, I'm speaking.

Juru Operasi : I'm Sulawesu, calling from Ar Ash Bi centre.
I would like to know whether ull be free for
an interview, possibly by next week.

Hamba : Could you give me the details?

Juru Operasi : Interview will be on next Monday, 3.00pm.

Are u ok with that?

Hamba : (takkan nak kata tak ok, hamba yg nak kejer dgn die, bengong)
Yes, I'm ok. Sorry Sula, may I know the position that I've applied
before? I do not remember exact position since Ar Ash Bi centre
posted few jobs in 'Jalan Kerja,' am I right?

Juru Operasi : Research Analyst, Debt Market. It's related to the bond issuance
and investment analysis. So, I confirm ull be attending the interview
session next Monday?

Hamba : (Menjerit di dalam hati, Wow!!!) Yes, confirm. Ok, Sulawesu, Thanks.


(Gua hepi. Gua nak tengok 'account'.Gua xnak buat 'account.')

Situasi 3

Malas hamba nak tulis....


Kesimpulan: Tajuk entry kali ni merupakan sessi perbincangan Wanita Hari Ini, 19/11/2008, 12 pm. Renung - renungkang, dan selamat beramal

p.s: ayat - ayat di dalam kurungan a.k.a braket merupakan suara - suara hati. Duit atau Minat?Anyway, pergi jer interview, kan...


Mana sijil SPM hamba? Dah 8 tahun hamba tak tengok nih...

9 comments:

FadiahNadwa said...

hahahhahahah, termakbul doa ku kepada imtan azrai'e...amma!

azrie hafiz said...

Thanks Fadh, doa aktivist mmg berkat..F for Fadiah..(tiru V for Vendetta)

Im Single said...

Shiall lah! Adegan pintu kopak bile nk reveal? "A" for anahita bakar troli... ceh, saje je..

reeJal said...

wauu...untuk huruf wau la..
aku igt ko masuk Petronas...ape ceritanye cari kije lain bro?

azrie hafiz said...

I'm Single..J for _ a j _ ...haha


Reejal..relek dulu..syyhhh!!!

paiseh said...

wei.. esok ada lagi sambungan.. "Hantaran tinggi...bahagiakah perkahwinan? - Part 2."

H for hahahahahahahaaa..!!!

azrie hafiz said...

Paiseh...P untuk Personal, L utk Loan..Ha & Wau utk hawau:)

azie said...

alahai..bestnya byk job interview:-)

gudluck yach:-)

azrie hafiz said...

Azie...takdelah banyak, skit2 jer..letih aa banyak2, kene prepare lagih..T untuk Tapak, huhu..